San Francisco Decorator Showcase Review
From the look of the polished exterior, expansive gardens and painstakingly perfect interior design of 3450 Washington Street, one would never guess that a mere few months ago the 8,368 foot mansion was just a shell of a house. The Beaux Arts-style Presidio Heights mansion is now on sale for a pittance of 19 million dollars (chump change, my friends). Built in 1929 and designed by noted architect Albert Farr, the house is a maze of small cubbyholes and secret nooks adorned with design ranging from the bare minimalist to the fanciful.

The mansion is divided into 33 spaces of varying size featuring 28 different designers, each intent on expressing his or her own unique vision. Some of the rooms are over-the-top strange and in one particular instance, even creepy. For example, the “Quiet Room” by Lushart Decorative has rather nice, subtle murals of organic shapes on the walls, but also features a light fixture covered with what appears to be bug eggs and the bugs that presumably hatched from them. It reminded me a little bit of my last vacation to Mexico where I lay awake all night inside of a mosquito netting covered with large and hungry-looking bugs clinging to the outside. I managed to keep myself (barely) calm by softly repeating the mantra — “this is an embrace bugs vacation”. Definitely not a room that invites “quiet contemplation” or a “transformative act of introspection” unless your idea of quiet contemplation involves communion with insects.

Another bizarre addition is the room decorated entirely in black and white gingham (even the walls) with bright green and yellow accents and a bathroom entitled “Modernism Talks Back” with dizzying black and white glass tile reminiscent of pixel art; the coup de grace being the reminder to wash behind your ears.
There are also incredibly beautiful rooms like a small dressing room entitled “Le Suite” by Sagrerabrazil Design, which despite its small space is a room that captivates with its hand-cut lampshades and gorgeous graphic wallpaper by Harlequin. You could almost imagine yourself lingering over the beautiful vanity, combing through an extended palette of colors, planning your wardrobe for a night out while the scent of Chanel wafts through the summer air — almost.



Another notable favorite is the Guest Quarters at Mongibello by Wick Design. There is no way to do this room justice by description. The room boasts a very clean minimalist design with a neutral color palette complete with a hanging seat in which to lounge or read or just stare idly out the window.

One of the main highlights of the tour was the spaces designed for children. The Triplets Nursery room by Marsh and Clark design had some lovely elements, including the Hightower Stingray chair (which I am currently obsessed with), the Hannspree Polar bear photo frame (so cute) and some lovely custom light fixtures. Outside the children’s playroom is a small balcony space entitled “Sacred Space to Grow” designed especially for small gardeners in mind.



Other notable rooms are the kitchen — an incredible space for any cook and the living room designed by David Kensington which features a collection of beautiful antiques from around the world and manages to feel both sophisticated and comfortable at the same time.


I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the artwork in the hallways — an exhibition entitled “The Secret Lives of Teachers” created by the Visual Arts department at University High School.
All in all, this years Decorator Showcase was certainly worth seeing.




